I would love it if publications could just limit their headlines to one misleading term per story. The rocks are a ‘city’? Sure. The geysers looks like ‘spiders’? I guess. But when you start putting them together in the same headline it feels like your breaking the fourth wall or something

Oh boy. That’s a headline. A ridiculous, awful headline.

I’m not even bothering opening the article, the rant is for the channel or whatever the room is called in Lemmy

It’s a good time to blacklist this news source.

“Ziggy played guitar…”

That’s a confusing headline. Let’s make it better:

Mars Spiders Swarm Inca City!