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It’s too cold here.

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I’ll bite, describe YOUR perfect date!

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We rob the local CVS and then buy the most expensive bottle of champagne at the local Kroger and then get into a shootout with local police.

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Think federal, crime local.

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Earlier in the month it was nice, now it’s just raining.

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It’s a public holiday in Australia for ANZAC day.

For many people it’s the one day of the year where they get to before sunrise.

We go out to the war memorials and hold dawn services all across the country

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We go out to the war memorials and hold dawn services all across the country

I think “we” might be a bit of an exaggeration. Apparently about 85,000 people attended the dawn services in all of the capitals combined, which isn’t a very high percentage of 26 million.

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It should be we. 30 years ago everyone had an ex service member

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It’s rainy, but cool and wonderful.

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Happy birthday to me.

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🎂

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