265 points

All you need to know is that he labeled himself as a consultant. Which reminds me of this joke.

Once upon a time there was a shepherd tending his sheep at the edge of a country road. A brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him.

The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, Jovial Swiss wrist watch and a BHS tie gets out and asks the shepherd: “If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?” The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sprawling field of sheep and says: “Okay.”

The young man parks the SUV, connects his notebook and wireless modem, enters a NASA site, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150 page report on his high tech mini printer. He then turns to the shepherd and says:"You have exactly 1,586 sheep here. "

The shepherd answers: "That’s correct, you can have your sheep."The young man takes one of the animals and puts it in the back of his vehicle. The shepherd looks at him and asks: “Now, if I guess your profession, will you pay me back in kind?” The young man answers: “Sure.” The shepherd says: “You are a consultant.” “Exactly! How did you know,” asks the young man? Very simple, answers the shepherd. “First, you came here without being called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew. Third, you do not understand anything about my business and I’d really like to have my dog back.”

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From my experience working for a management consulting firm. It’s more like everyone knows what the problems are and how to fix them, but they are too scared of screwing up to do something about it.

So they hire a consultancy company to tell them what they already knew and take the blame if something goes wrong.

“No one ever gets fired for hiring McKinsey”

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“No one ever get fired for hiring McKinsey”

They fucking should. I mean, I understand why that doesn’t happen, given the world we live in, but man… McKinsey is fucking evil incarnate

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33 points

My old boss used to say, “a consultant is someone who borrows your watch and then charges you when you ask for the time”

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A brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, Jovial Swiss wrist watch and a BHS tie

As a long time consultant, this reminded me of Are you a prostitute or are you a consultant?

Specifically, “The client always thinks your “cut” of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.”

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I do NOT miss being yelled at by some middle management Kevin about how I’m charging them $275 per hour to justify their getting whatever crazy shit isn’t in the purchase agreement. I wish I made $275/hour. That’d be amazing.

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10 points

You weren’t the consultant.

You were the subcontractor for the consultant.

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141 points

I think the best part about this is the guy is saying that AI = 0. I want to hope that’s intentional but I know it’s not.

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22 points

AI is standing in for the relativistic mass fraction. The faster the hype machine spins, the more AI matters.

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121 points

This is so terrible it physically pains me.

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22 points

This is terrible physics. It pains me

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110 points

This is why businesspeople are kept in cages away from the scientist and engineer enclosures

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23 points

If only. We really need to launch a population cull, their invasive behavior is endangering other species.

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9 points

We are on our way, problem is, the rich and the asocial are going to survive…

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They think they will. History tends to paint a different picture in the actual brutal meritocracy of the collapse of an empire.

Not that it won’t be rich sociopaths on top in the end, it just tends to be a different set.

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As someone who studied CS at uni for 3 years I saw first hand how there’s plenty of idiots in this field. Two of my classmates identified as Nazis and thought that the holocaust didn’t happen, besides a significant chunk leaning to the right more generally.

There’s plenty of really smart people working in the field of AI, but there’s also plenty of people who just think they’re smart.

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46 points

I think this pretty much applies to all fields. Everything looks complicated and hard to outside people, but once you get into the field, you realize that most people are just average.

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Plus with very specialized fields you get the effect of “really great at this one thing and absolutely nothing else”.

If that One Thing ends up being worth a lot of money, these people often end up with a SUPER inflated sense of self importance…

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