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77 points

So AI == 0, then?

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It’s supposed to be E^2 = (mc^2 )^2 + AI^2 , which implies that AI = pc, because AI is the momentum that will carry us into the future. These rookies clearly just took the square root using freshman’s dream.

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> True

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“Consultant”, of course. Anyone with an ounce of a real career wouldn’t want their manager seeing them post BS like this. This reads like a desperate attempt at saying something profound, hoping to attract (easily fooled) clients.

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A good consultant is like a nigerian prince. He filters the people who ask too many questions from the start. That way he will get clients that will not resist his consulting.

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This is most likely a parody

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32 points

That was absolutely written by AI.

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Phrases like “it symbolizes the increasing role” are something I generally see ChatGPT say. People don’t typically talk like that, even pretentious lunatics on LinkedIn.

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For me it was the fact that the first sentence literally just spells out what the line above says. It feels like every other sentence coming from ChatGPT is just a summary of the previous sentence. (Unless it’s trying to relativize, then it hits you with the “it’s important to remember”.)

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This will keep happening as long as humans keep ranking wordy AIs higher than succinct ones. Unfortunately we have this gut instinct to judge long responses as more true than short ones, so we keep making the problem worse.

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4 points

Unfortunately I have to use this cesspool a lot for work.

In any case, something I’ve noticed is the ‘contribute your thoughts to this topic (for ai)’ are always responded to by people who are clearly using chatgpt.

It’s just bots talking to bots all way down.

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47 points

Haha my poor Taosif, you know nothing. You have a PhD in physics from the MIT, and all that for what? Not even able to think outside the box. My man Sreekanth is thinking outside the box containing the box. Not bad. But he failed to add the missing term in his equation.

E + BTC = mc² + AI

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Sine we know that E=mc², we can substitute and then subtract E, getting
BTC=AI
so either AI is the blockchain, or this equals-sign is to be read as “just as bullshit as”.

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8 points

TIL, E is just as bull shit as mc^2.

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No, the value of AI equals the value of the Blockchain

Might both be zero

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8 points

People will probably forget who Einstein even was when everyone starts using this new equation by Kumbhna all the time.

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