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Goshdurnit my granpappy tole me dat dere meat come from a animal junior. I’ll be dead n burred fore I say otherwise. Ain’t no meat never come from no stem cells.

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Is there a pocket this person isnt in?? What defines lab grown beef different from beef on a level that a ban is even needed outside of the general checks the FDA (or local equivalent ) wouldnt already check for. Also if you are going to go this route I am SURE is will ban GMO stuff from the shelves as well…

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Florida’s largest agricultural export is beef. Really crappy beef.

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You know I didnt know that I assumed it was some sort of fruit or sugar cane. Now I wonder where they are keeping all these cows?

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Probably on the land where that can’t grow citrus anymore due to the blight

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Me every day

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“My administration will not allow you to eat this plant that tastes like meat,” said the small government conservative. “Also, women should die rather than let their doctors abort dead fetuses inside them.”

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If the meat isn’t generated through years of animal cruelty it’s just not meat. You need to taste the suffering or it’s just not the same.

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Lab grown meat isn’t plant that tastes like meat. It’s LITERALLY meat

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Yea, I kinda like the idea of affordable mass produced chicken nuggies that didn’t come from a factory farm filled with cruelty. But I guess that’s too ungodly or something.

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Meanwhile, US ground beef would cost something like $30 a pound if the subsidies were removed.

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