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It has to be a conspiracy of some kind(lemmy.world)

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NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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How about a bridge between Turkey and Hungary?

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jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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That’s just called a fork.

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Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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If you see a fork in the road…

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MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world
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By god you’ve just solved world hunger!

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Potatisen@lemmy.world
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Is this what the tunnel jews were working on?

Connecting New York and York?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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Whoa, this might be bigger than all of us.

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Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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Nope, connecting Zeeland, Netherlands with New Zealand.

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bitwaba@lemmy.world
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As a Georgian, I approve of this project.

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Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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I like how it is completely ambiguous to which Georgian you are.

But I like to think you are a time traveler from Britain in the 1700s.

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bitwaba@lemmy.world
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We are all Georgians on this blessed day

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Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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ატამი ყველასთვის!

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Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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I am definitely choosing the 1700s British Georgians.

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Rusty@lemmy.ca
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If I understand it correctly, people from Georgia the country actually call it Sakartvelo.

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cone_zombie@lemmy.world
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Yeah, and Finland is Suomi, but you never hear them saying “I’m Suomian”

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flop_leash_973@lemmy.world
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Because the world cannot allow Georgia Prime to be reconciled. They would be to powerful.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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We split them for a reason.

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Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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Why build a tunnel when you could just rename a place somewhere closer and pave a road?

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Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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That solution is Russian af

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Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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Because it is less fun

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ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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How do you decide which Georgia gets left out?

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dukk@programming.dev
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Neither, you do it for both. And then you do the same for the two new Georgias…

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