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A honk implies, in my mind, a quick press of the horn. I’d be holding it down until the traffic laws are once again obeyed

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Or it could equate to you REALLY loving Jesus

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Atheist: dies

Jesus: Welcome to heaven yo

Atheist: wtf

Jesus: yeah you honked that car so you got baptized by car horn lol

Atheist: nooooo

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That last line describes an antitheist more than a vanilla atheist. Frankly I’d be thrilled to die and discover I was wrong about there being no afterlife.

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6 points

Conversion tactic level 1000.

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“Breathe if you’re a stupid dumb dumb head.”

I reject their premise.

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[Grows gills in defiance, jumps in nearby river]

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I am grumpy today and also tired of Twilight Zone memes, but this one made me larff. :) Thanks

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