13 points
Skin off or planking? Both?
10 points
3 points
Ignore the social cue or make your own.
When walking by people in the hall instead of a how are you, just bug your eyes out and make a face.
2 points
Even worse, I cracked the small talk code and now people won’t leave me alone or stop talking to me. I am routinely trapped in a prison of my own making. Any wish to be good at small talk is a wish on the monkey’s paw.
1 point
C++ feels that way, too.
0 points
@01010101011 actually, this is how small talk feels with an unknown person
