70 points

Lets get one thing straight.

This is rarely ever the developer and more a business stakeholder forcing you to push the Friday deploy button.

I’ve had somebody in the business escalating to my team lead, head of development and CIO because i flat out refused to deploy something on Friday at 16h.

So no. This is not the developer making a hard choice. There should be somebody coercing or forcing him to push the deploy button.

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5 points

I’ll go along with a Friday deploy. But I ly after I have it in writing that the first time I’m opening the laptop is Monday at 8:00a. If Business is okay with that risk, tell me to mash the button.

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Or – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.

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48 points

Or - just a thought - don’t deploy on fridays.

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8 points

Sounds reasonable.

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32 points

If you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won’t break, I have a bridge to sell you.

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29 points

Oh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!

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20 points

Found the project manager.

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18 points

Reasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.

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18 points

If you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this

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11 points

I just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn’t get to knock off on time.

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9 points

Lmao, so you’re not a programmer, are you?

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36 points

Tuesday is push day.

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11 points

Yes. Tuesday is the superior day.

You’ve gotten over the jarring shock of Monday, and nothing is happening in your life on a Tuesday night after COB.

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8 points

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursdays those are release day for me.

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28 points

it’s ok, it’s just a small change and it works on my local

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We never make minor production changes on Fridays or right before holidays. It is always a bad move because if you get into trouble your odds of not being able to teach the necessary resources are greatly increased.

Major production changes are only done during a scheduled downtime which is planned well in advance to make sure everyone is available, including third party vendors.

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7 points

and on the other side is game dev, where it is kind of expected to get content before weekend…and the reason they are paid well, right? right? >_>

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4 points

Shout-out to you because every Friday/Saturday when I check the Play Store, it seems like every app has an update.

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10 points

Yeah, we don’t deploy on Fridays.

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