There’s got to be some technology that does this. No sploofs!
Currently i crack a window, put a small square fan in it, and blow my exhaust through the fan. I use a vaporizer which cuts down the smell a lot, but there is still a lingering odor the night of, and sometimes the following morning.
I would prefer no odor at all, immediately. Any help is appreciated.
HEPA filter
I smoke in the bathroom with the vent fan running. Ain’t perfect but it’s keeping the stink out of the other rooms
Short answer is you can’t. It’s not just the smoke you blow out of your mouth— just lighting up the j alone is gonna stink up your house, there’s no real way around it. Get yourself a dab pen (dry herb vapes aren’t as bad as a joint but still stink) or even better, stick to edibles.
EDIT: oh you said “sploof” so I glanced over it. Seems the term “spoof” (as in to fake) has been telephone’d by stoners over the last 20 years because I’ve never heard “sploof” in my life. Sounds like some Rick & Morty shit.
Original post: Build a spoof, homie.
Take a plastic coke bottle, poke holes in the bottom about 1/8” across, in each of the feet
Stuff that bitch fulla dryer sheets
Blow your hits through it
Now it smells like you used fabreeze for bong water but at least it’s not blatant
Is you are someplace it is legal you can buy concentrates, eg: live rosin, which relativity smell like nothing. I vaporized weed for years; whatever room you are vaping in will smell like vaped weed. The best you can do is keep it to one room. With concentrates someone will only smell them if you open a container and bring it to their nose, or if they walk through your exhale. I use a an e-coil and a banger, the alternatives are to use a butane torch or a e-cig typle device.
