Subtle decor innit?

21 points

Well, they picked a theme and went with it.

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Its not the theme or the going with it, it how badly they went with it. That ceiling decoration in the lounge is so … wrong. And you can buy repro ornate ceiling mouldings that would actually look OK if applied correctly too

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19 points

I mean, I’m not saying I like it, but it probably looks much less garish IRL.
The estate agents have clearly taken the photos on an overcast day, then (with their usual cack-handed approach to photography) fucked with the sliders in Photoshop until the pictures look less dingy.

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I was with you until I clicked through and started swiping at the pictures.

The aesthetic approach seems to have been circling every area that didn’t have trim and adding trim to it, then doing that again and again and again

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They say Art Deco, I reckon it is more Louis Quatorze. Imagine going all highfalutin like that and your “kitchen” is just tagged on the side of your living room like a commoner.

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I think it’s the block of flats that’s Art Deco rather than the interior of that particular one, which is as you say more Louis Quatorze. If he’d been from Essex.

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Ah yes, that makee sense as it was built in the 1930s.

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9 points

This is where hedonism bot lives.

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9 points

It’s not hideous, just not the most comfortable-looking either.

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Honestly with some dark rugs it something it might not be ugly.

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4 points

Keep swiping the pictures

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3 points

I would have been stoked to live there in my 20s.

My reasons for not wanting to live there now have more to do with it being an apartment than the aesthetic.

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