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Human males are attracted to basically everything.
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Is there some reason this is being posted on Motherβs Day?
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And male dogs are sexually attracted to human legs.
Male mammals, at least, seem to have a universal desire to get off. I wouldnβt be surprised to see this extend to other classes, but I havenβt had a particular urge to investigate.
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βIβm so horny the crack of dawn better be careful around meβ - Tom Waits, Nighthawks at the Diner