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Rules are for others

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Until we see consequences, this will remain true.

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Consequences are for others

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Until we see heads roll, this will remain true.

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Prosecution should make a motion to exclude him from the courtroom.

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Defense: “Our client doesn’t know who that is.”

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Might be the desired outcome

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Are you suggesting that Respected Businessman Eric Trump is so stupid that he thinks that he can avoid testifying by getting tossed from the courtroom?

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Can’t he be jailed for contempt without any of this “what will the secret service do” bullshit?

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These people simply believe that the rules do not apply to them… And I guess why would they since reality has proven them correct time and time again.

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Idk the name of the phenomenon but humans would rather appease the loud overbearing fuck sticks in our society rather than tell them to eat shit.

Because these people make the most noise despite having the least to say rather than tell them to stfu we coddle them to get them to be quiet.

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Squeaky wheels get the grease

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And the empty can rattles the most.

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Idk the name of the phenomenon

I believe it’s called being obsequious little stains of embarrassment. You know, the exact opposite of what Hollywood movies told the world America was all about.

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I would love for him to be arrested. You know Trump won’t even truth social it later.? I guess that’s what you call it. Sending a truth?

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I think they actually call it “sucking a limp dick”. Really, they want it to be different than sending a tweet or sending an insta, so they say, “hey my bros, I was just logging into truth social and I had so many uneducated things to say, yeah, I sucked so many limp dicks on Truth social, it’s insane my bros!” or “hey that child getting vaccinated really makes me angry, I’m going to suck a limp dick about this so friggin much on Truth social!”

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I was about to complain about your suggestion being homophobic, but obviously the “limp” part is key.

It’s not an insult towards people who suck dicks, it’s an insult to people who are very bad at it and show no willingness to better themselves!

Any (blow)job that’s worth doing is a (blow)job worth doing well, as they say!

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I think one should still complain that it is kinda homophobic. I would like to suggest “rimming an anus” as a replacement with a non-gendered recipient.

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"truth"

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One used to Tweet. MAGA will Truth.

Something odd, late night host Stephen Colbert will say “[ex-president’s last name] Truthed [some post]”. He wouldn’t even say the last name for a while, and would censor it Tr*mp when written on screen. So I’m surprised he uses the branded form of “post” (“Truth”).

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I l’m always torn with the media when it comes to reporting him. They do say the shit he does, which they should, but it usually for more views. By censoring his name it removes some of his power but we have a country filled with dumbasses. So I guess either way it won’t really matter.

Someone suggested using floppy dick, which is great. Unless you are gay or a woman, then it defeats the purpose.

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Kinda like that. Is it body/health shaming? Or is that too snowflake?

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As far as we know he was taking pictures of the jury. He should have his phone seized by the FBI at minimum

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My attorney said that the ballif wouldn’t let him in without a tie one time. He had a last minute call from a client and didn’t have time to grab one. She finally let him in without one, but this guy can break any rules he wants to.

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yea that didn’t happen

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Dress code is up to the judges discretion. Look up your local court dress code and see for yourself. Judges can and do require male attorneys to wear a suit and tie.

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I require you to submit three photos of the event with five witnesses who were there, and then I might believe your Internet tie post. I am very smart, and know how to dismiss anything out of hand with a [citation needed], even when the events are trivial.

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How is this not discrimination? What if the attorney required a hijab?

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