242 points

I thought it was some weird sex thing at first but you never know what you get with greentexts.

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I saw shower and started worrying but it’s OK.

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The proliferation of anime and Internet porn has mortally wounded familial relationships.

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177 points

The brother being a better parent than most actual parents.

It all seems to boil down to patience and Pavlov in the end.

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Anon is a normal, decent human being and sibling.

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I wouldn’t go that far. He’s being decent to his sister, but there could be ulterior motives here. I’ve learned to never trust a 4chan post.

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tldw

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131 points

Expected a weird twist, got pleasantly surprised

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Man, I hope this one is actually real.

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I hope it’s not, what the hell kind of parents do these kids have??

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Sometimes they’re working multiple jobs, sometimes they were mistreated themselves as kids. We shouldn’t be too quick to judge.

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Not entirely uncommon, unfortunately

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Even if it isn’t, you know something like that has actually happened somewhere.

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