43 points

The Internet in just two words:

  • Cats & porn

The Internet in just one word:

  • Pussy

(not originally from me, but I like it)

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As a dog person, I always begrudingly wished the dogs would have participated in some sort of memewar. The cats got all the “aww cute” memes, while dogs got all the “herpyderp” memes.

But I guess that’s why I like dogs more than dictatory, selfimposed, greater-than-thou cats.

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Okay, but what about cat mlems and one orange braincell? Or greebles, cats being scared by cucumbers, cat circles…

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38 points

As with most things, musical theater has the answer.

https://youtu.be/j6eFNRKEROw

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12 points

Just grab your dick and double click

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2 points

Needs more dancing Tauren

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I didn’t even have to click the link, but I did!

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30 points

The Internet is really really great…

https://youtu.be/hkdYhw5zHk0

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17 points

I have a fast connection so I don’t have to wait…

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25 points

Inspired by DARPA, popularized by porn.

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Asking questions such as these…

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