Funny how the average person figured this out almost immediately while Google needed half a year to figure it out with their researchers. Almost like they were ignoring it as long as they could for the sake of profit. Fuck around and find out, I guess.

Where were the signs? Why didn’t someone warn us?!

If only anyone - anyone at all - could have foreseen this horrible outcome

Version that doesn’t require an account: https://archive.is/OA7Jb

It’s alright guys–I just looked up a solution and Google suggests eating glue and a few small pebbles will solve the issue.