AI Generated (but IMO a decent result):

Verse 1:
I was rollin’ down the highway, just a man and his machine
Thought I’d found forever in that chrome and gasoline
But one dark night she left me, without a single word
Now I’m sittin’ here wonderin’ how it all got so absurd

Chorus:
My self-drivin’ truck, she up and drove away
Left me in the dust, like a shadow in the gray
She took the open road, left my heart behind
My self-drivin’ truck, she’s got a mind of her own kind

Verse 2:
We’d travel through the sunsets, where the sky kissed the land
A man and his machine, thought we’d always make a stand
But now the cab is empty, her seat is cold and bare
I never thought I’d lose her, thought she’d always be there

Chorus:
My self-drivin’ truck, she up and drove away
Left me in the dust, like a shadow in the gray
She took the open road, left my heart behind
My self-drivin’ truck, she’s got a mind of her own kind

Bridge:
I see her tail lights fading, like a dream that’s out of reach
No more late-night conversations, just the silence I beseech
Guess I took for granted, she’d always tow the line
Now I’m chasin’ memories down this broken dotted line

Chorus:
My self-drivin’ truck, she up and drove away
Left me in the dust, like a shadow in the gray
She took the open road, left my heart behind
My self-drivin’ truck, she’s got a mind of her own kind

Outro:
Now I’m just a lonely trucker, with no rig to call my own
A wanderer on these highways, forevermore alone
My self-drivin’ truck, she’s out there somewhere free
While I’m left here rememberin’ what we used to be

I’ve seen this meme for years. Every single time I’ve had to point out that the song came out in 2018. Merle Hazard, Dave’s Song

I read the title as “Femboy’s lament” and kept trying to find some connection to the meme.

I have Panthera in my ears rn (I know, right), so that’s my guess of what they’d come up with.

She was driving me crazy

I was riding her like it’s honeymoon

We both took petals from (this) daisy

Knowing full well it’d end very soon.

Nothing

Artificial

I had a bonner

So that’s official.

If you are not computing, I’d give you a clue

Fuck the machine before it fucks you.

Chorus: Fuck the machine before it fucks you.

Better yet: my truck left me for a they/them LGBTQ beer 😢