Reddit be like “Come for the cats, stay for the empathy” and then 95% of it’s content is venomous diatribes about how it’s a moral necessity to hunt the homeless for sport.

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Honestly it may vastly improve your reddit experience if you just assume everybody starting a debate with you is a passionate piss gargler, and not for some kink reason, but because they were told it’s healthy to gargle your own piss and they just immediately bought into the idea and ran with it.

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I’ll do that from now on. Thanks…

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This is why you’re supposed to browse someone’s history before arguing with them. If they had done so, they could’ve just shit on the piss drinker for being a piss drinker and call it a day.

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I think being shat on is what the piss drinker is looking for

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twitter users are surprisingly astute about this

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3 points

pisspiggrandpa

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I didn’t know he and Brace Belden were the same guy for several years

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Plot twist, it was me. I was the piss

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