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broken, but not broke. Sadly.

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Bring back Infoseek

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Denying reality for delusions is always an option.

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Well, google’s American, and American’s like talking about “iddly” a lot. From context it would appear to be related to Italy. So perhaps try googling “does iddly exist” (tldr: it does).

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I’m in Finland so I can only give a sad forlorn look toward Italy and say “First time?”

Anyway.

Now:

Me: “What’s the weather like today?”

Computer: “It’ll be 25°C or so.”

Me: “How do you know that?”

Computer: “I looked up your location and queried the national weather service.”

Soon:

Me: “What’s the weather like today?”

Computer: “It’ll be 25°C or so.”

Me: “How do you know that?”

Computer: “Fuck if I know. I’ve just learned that is a thing that people apparently say in situations like this.”

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You: “How do you know that?”

Computer: “u/trollface69420 says ‘Its always 25°C or so lol’”

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