34 points
If only! He could set the timeline right again.
13 points
In a B-rated time travel movie, the protagonist finds out after saving Harambe that it was actually Bowies that originally caused the schism. Bowie died in January of that year
17 points
That opens up the sequel where the protagonist has to team up with Harambe to travel back in time to save David Bowie.
Harambe 2: Electric Bowiegaloo
9 points
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20 points
o7
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16 points
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11 points
The people of Middle Earth really need to be more specific than “he fell”. Sometimes it means they’re dead - other times it means they tripped up and will be back after a brief dream-sequence. Even they often don’t seem sure which it is.
9 points
Nice dream
7 points
i wish
