Well, he aced lesson one on how to get a job: don’t masturbate during the interview (unless that’s something you and the interviewer have agreed upon ahead of time for some reason)
Story didn’t go anywhere
Yeah could’ve added some fiction at the end like a cute girl walks in and they live happily ever after.
There are jobs and there are jobs. But well, some are born as cashier, I guess. What do I know. Give it a few more years of doing the same boring repetition over and over, for little to no pay.
My biggest takeaway from this green text is go to Long John silver’s to be greeted by a fapaholic and just look at his hands and look in his eyes and picture him being a fapaholic while he’s handling your cash and he’s got his hands all over that cash register and he hands you your paper bag full of greasy food.
I can’t stop reading Fapaholics in the Trap-A-Holics voice.
Fap-A-Holics! Real. Fap. Shit.
This is a certified Goon classic Fap-A-Holics mixtape.
Damn son where’d you fap this?
Fap-A-Holics beeitch, you ain’t know?
picking up applications
What year is it
Hell yeah bro, get locked in for that corporate grind. Getting those positive vibes out, absolutely hammering those orders, and staying locked in.
When you’re young and need money, a dead-end job is better than no job. Fund your search for higher sights to set
Nah, trust fund babies exist, and old people may actually have worse outcomes from working a labor-intensive job just to pay bills