I like the Portal reference
Unlike Google, XScreenSaver will never offer you advice, as it cannot talk. In the event that XScreenSaver does talk, we ask you to ignore it’s advice. As we do with Google.
That’s so fucking funny, dude really hates Google. XScreenSaver was released in 1992 fyi, and was once considered the pride and joy of Linux, being way cooler than other OS screensavers, and had a big community of ppl trying to make new trippy ones
Unlike Google, XScreenSaver will never run around and desert you.
Goddamnit
Simple. Effective. Unlike Google.
The last bullet point might be the most impactful. Google should know the rules by now.