Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!

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A man and officer are sitting in a interragation room. Man: I know my rights.i won’t speak without a lawyer present.

Officer: You are the lawyer!

Man: Yes,so where is my present?

Why do students studying to become lawyers drink so much? They are practicing for the bar.

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I knew I could never be a lawyer, because I would never pass a bar (without going in).

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Not a dad joke per say but:

What is the difference between a sperm cell and a lawyer?

A sperm cell has a one-in-a-billion chance of becoming human one day.

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I don’t get it 😕

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There’s a fast food restaurant called Arby’s that serves those sandwiches.

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I still don’t get it.

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22 points

Arby-tration

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Arby’s rations

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Should have put them on a tray. Arby-traytion.

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