Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!
30 points
A man and officer are sitting in a interragation room. Man: I know my rights.i won’t speak without a lawyer present.
Officer: You are the lawyer!
Man: Yes,so where is my present?
Why do students studying to become lawyers drink so much? They are practicing for the bar.
5 points
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18 points
I don’t get it 😕
20 points
There’s a fast food restaurant called Arby’s that serves those sandwiches.
14 points
12 points
2 points
Should have put them on a tray. Arby-traytion.