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Programming as a hobby means I can do whatever I want!(sh.itjust.works)

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PoolloverNathan@programming.dev
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A MONAD IS A MONOID IN THE CATEGORY OF ENDOFUNCTORS

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Thelie@sh.itjust.worksOP
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Wow you sound so smart!

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embed_me@programming.dev
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Typical Computer science vs typical computer engineering

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Thelie@sh.itjust.worksOP
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Inside me are two wolves I guess…

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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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Chief O’Brien:

Sorry about that transporter malfunction, sir! Won’t happen again!

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AggressivelyPassive@feddit.de
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I have to say, I’m getting more and more frustrated by the bad code I have to write due to bad business circumstances.

I want clean, readable code with proper documentation and at least a bit of internal consistency and not the shoehorned mess of hacks, todos and weird corner cases.

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magic_lobster_party@kbin.run
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todos

I found a simple trick against this: just remove them. Accept it ain’t gonna happen man.

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AggressivelyPassive@feddit.de
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Well, yes, but the underlying issues still persist, so it’s not exactly a sustainable strategy.

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magic_lobster_party@kbin.run
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It’s mostly a joke, but often when I find todos they’re so old they’re no longer relevant.

Of course you shouldn’t blindly remove todos.

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frezik@midwest.social
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Don’t just put “TODO”. If they’re in the final pull request, they need to mention a ticket that’s intended to fix that TODO. If you/your team decides it’s not important, then remove it and close out the ticket. Either way, you’re required to do something with it.

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Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de
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Rust mentioned!

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RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee
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At least the code on the bottom is actual code and not just signatures

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