107 points

I was once involved in a business enterprise with a man who wasn’t a native speaker

I had talked to a child about buying some of our stuff, and he was psyched about it and went off to fetch a parent to complete the transaction

I was talking with my colleague about it in the interim, and said of the kid “he was sold” as a way of summarizing his receptiveness to my pitch about our products

My colleague became very alarmed. What do you mean, sold? Who bought him? What do you mean?

It took a while to explain.

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“well the kid is sold, now I just gotta sell the parents too”

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64 points

“Roll acrobatics, I guess.”

“Natural 20!”

"Ok… You contort your body in ways that no humanoid creature should be able to, and successfully fit inside the jar.

"Can I get everyone else to make a Wisdom saving throw, please?

"Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh.

“Ok, everybody else now thinks you’re a djinni.”

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If the whole door is a jar, it’s probably easy to fit in.

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7 points

Well, how big is a djinis front door?

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16 points

Depends on the size of the djinni. Not all of them are enslaved in lamps and such, you know!

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60 points

Later the rogue was eaten by a gazebo. :)

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For those unaware, since this is quite old: https://dungeonsdragons.fandom.com/wiki/Eric_and_the_Gazebo

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11 points

Thank you, I tried to search “gazebo problem” and didn’t come up with anything

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17 points

The gazebo is in the right, the rogue shot first

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I thought it was Eric the Paladin. I remember because I have a ttrpg friend named Eric who we mocked in a friendly way about that story.

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And then they find atire

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I climb into the tire

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Ah, but you did not know if it was open or not.

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21 points

just tabaxi things

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