19 points
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Fuzzy Wuzzy woz a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy wuz he?
11 points
The cause of the black bear’s woes: sarcoptic mange.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2018/06/04/black-bears-are-going-bald-it-might-be-even-worse-than-it-looks/
5 points
Who shaved that bear!?
4 points
That’s a werewolf.
4 points
Do not lie, I know a person in a bear suit when I see one