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Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a tragic accident?

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He’s all right now.

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Thurstylark@lemm.ee
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Man, we’ve definitely improved the survivability of industrial accidents in recent times. I heard about another guy who fell into an upholstery machine, but he’s fully recovered now!

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kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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It’s all right. No comment left my brain.

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notsure@fedia.io
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Is that the same guy with the wooden leg named Smithe?

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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksOP
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Yeah. Though now that you mention it, I never found out the name of his other leg.

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AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world
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He sees a whole different side of things now.

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StoneyDcrew@lemmy.world
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You sure he’s fine? It sounds like he has nothing left!

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