why are people allergic to firefox again?
I’m convinced people secretely hate privacy. To quote Zuck:
Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
Zuck: Just ask.
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
[Redacted Friend’s Name]: What? How’d you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it.
Zuck: I don’t know why.
Zuck: They “trust me”
Zuck: Dumb fucks
Replace Zuck with Google and it’s the same story.
Everyone: NO MORE FUCKING AI
Microsoft: we put it in your breakfast cereal for, y’know, reasons
Google: we painted your rooms with it so it can be . . . fun
Amazon: looks around shiftily, mutters and scurries away
Mozilla: Say hello to our biggest AI moments!
Try Firefox
Or Floorp if you’re experimental.
Fuck chrome and chromium.
The age of “saving your browser history” for convenience is over.
I’m all for anonymous surfing again.
The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was getting us to use our real names on the internet.
Oh fuck no.
