6-year-old Mark Buffet has posed a question that has left his mother, Nancy Buffet, both bewildered and concerned: “Mom, are there any other fairies like the Tooth Fairy that pay money for human body parts?”

The question reportedly arose yesterday morning after Mark found $5 under his pillow in exchange for his latest lost tooth, sparking an entrepreneurial curiosity about the potential fortune he could make if something like the appendix fairy exists.

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42 points

I wouldn’t call them fairies but who am I to judge

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maybe the Appendix Goblin instead of Appendix Fairy? 😀

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Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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I have personally met the Ass Goblin so there’s probably one for the appendix, too

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I have a feeling if I googled this I’d get a lot of results from Deviant Art

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I have personally met the Ass Goblin

Ok Hollywood

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33 points

There’s the finger-nail fairy and the random body-hair fairy. But they don’t leave money under the pillow, they leave change in the couch cushions.

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Tooth fairies are the nicest species in the bone fairy group

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Hey, the kidney fairy gives you a bath tub full of ice for your kidneys

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13 points

somewhat uneven trade but not all trades can be fair

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5 points

That’s why trade negotiations and global alliances are so important.

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18 points

There aren’t other fairies but you should keep a little dirt under your pillow for the Dirt Man

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Otherwise known as the night man, aaaAAAAHHH.

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