17 points

maybe stop wearing black clothing, you traffic cone ninja

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wow what a fascinatingly stupid article. they wear black because its thicker fabric.

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It’s a shitty ai article, but that’s not what it says.

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I think once the temperature is higher than body temperature you want something that radiates the maximum amount of heat. But I’ve seen studies that seem to imply it doesn’t matter which color you wear.

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Iirc that’s why the SR-71 was black. It radiates all the speed-generated heat more quickly.

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Goats, you shall not pass!

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You know who also owns dark clothes, goats and a pointy hat?

Esmeralda “Granny” Weatherwax!

Coincidence? I think not!

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Not enough hobnails on those boots, but I had the same idea!

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Yes, Granny would be stumped by the lack of good hard boots, but she’s also all about practicality and those sneakers look well worn, and practical for the climate. Also there’s good, hard rock underfoot, you can grow good witches on hard rock.

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So you’re telling me this is not a level 12 arch-wizard?

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Are you a virgin and 40+?

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No. Yes.

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Then you are no level 12 arch-wizard.

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I bet she has a side-quest.

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