4 points

I can get an X3 for $5000.

The perception of wealth is not wealth, the people who are the problem have people to drive them.

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First of all, where the fuck can you find any functional vehicle in the U.S. for $5000? And secondly, where the fuck can you find any functional vehicle in the U.S. for $5000?

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Australia, and our dollar is worth less than yours. Theres 4 of them on Facebook marketplace right now for $5k within 50km of me. Around 08 models with relatively High kms.

Its not a status symbol its a low to mid range car.

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Well that explains it. Those cars are filled with deadly Australian spiders!

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6 points

First off this is Canada.

Second off I’m not the other commenter nor know shit about cars so the first point is really all I got

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And second of all, this def isn’t Canada, I’ve never even been too Canada.

And second second of all, isn’t X3 a low~mid tier car in Canada?

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24 points

Not a blinker in the group, sudden lane changes, tailgating; what else?

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9 points

Park-anywhere hazard lights.

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6 points

The Onion on point as ever; I actually thought this was not only plausible but actually happening. For a moment, until I noticed the address.

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7 points

This made me laugh out loud to the point I finally actually supported Beaverton financially. I don’t ever want to lose Canadian satire.

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16 points

Poor people would join in

People don’t understand taxes, they were talking about it on the radio yesterday and people who make less than 50k/year think this will increase their taxes…

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