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In other news, the moon is getting farther away from the Earth, and the sun is expanding.
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Wouldn’t it be more concerning if it was speeding up?
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Don’t worry - there’s a documentary about when this happened last time. We can fix it again.
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Meanwhile, the mantle is tailgating the hell out of the core wishing it would move over to the right lane
