70 points

and Windows 10 is obviously so outdated it’s not even worth including

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I’m honestly surprised someone got that, LMAO.

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32 points

I don’t see Hannah Montana Linux, that’s a paddlin’

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Hannah Montana Linux is too good to be listed, if we at Microsoft acknowledged it’s existence we’ll have to admit that Linux is clearly superior and that’s a threat to our bottom line.

Hannah Montana Linux? Sorry, never heard of it.

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7 points

Hannah Montana Linux was shut down and replaced with Justin Bieber Linux to stay relevant, it’s newer so it’s better.

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27 points

What about TempleOS?

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Can’t connect to the internet, so we at Microsoft can’t farm any of your data; Maliciously Bad.

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I’m too lazy but is Microsoft’s Azure Linux on there as well?

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Pffft. We at Microsoft don’t use Linux, that clearly doesn’t exist.

please all corporations please please buy Microsoft Azure & Windows Server please we at Microsoft beg of you

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6 points

No

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You’re like 20y late with this joke. MS runs their servers on linux nowdays.

They already have WSL and their own Linux distro.

Give them another 5 years and they’ll have rewritten their core to sit on top of unix and will have become a simple commercial linux distro. When buying a windows laptop you will be able to click through 5 yes/no promts, unlock the terminal and yum -S gnome-desktop to break free. No dual boot needed.

You know what’s the worst part? M$ will be the biggest contributor to the kernel. And that’s how linux will die.

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I doubt that, but not as hard as I thought I would

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