Probably impossible without some really hideous equation front-and-center in the whitepaper, and I am not seeing it. Like, I’m fully willing to believe there’s some way to do linear work in parallel, by transforming it via some mathematician’s ayahuasca-fueled master’s thesis. But I’m also holding out hope that P=NP.

And either one of those would work just fine on a GPU, because of Turing completeness. If you’re pushing new hardware to run software betterer: scam.

Startup discovers what a northbridge is

I don’t care. Intel promised 5nm 10ghz single core processors by this point and I still want it out of principle

Gee its like all modern computers already have massively parallel processing devices built in.

10 tricks to speed up your cpu and trim belly fat. Electrical engineers hate them! Invest now! Start up is called ‘DefinitelyNotAScam’.