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Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials(www.theonion.com)

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over_clox@lemmy.world
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Not The Onion - Politicians and CEOs train humans to choose between life-saving medications and other essentials.

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Drusas@kbin.run
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That’s the joke.

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AmidFuror@fedia.io
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I think they just wanted to build a model system that was closer to real patients.

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over_clox@lemmy.world
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Duh

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Drusas@kbin.run
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So why repeat it?

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slazer2au@lemmy.world
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Now can we train them to prefer essential oils over life-saving medicine?

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Another Catgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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why should individuals pay for their medical needs?

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