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Gsus4@programming.dev
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muse@fedia.io
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This would unironically work on me

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candyman337@sh.itjust.works
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I mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so

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muse@fedia.io
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Bonus points

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NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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We call those “marital aids”

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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

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BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.

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northendtrooper@lemmy.ca
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At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.

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Tyoda@lemm.ee
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Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.

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EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world
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SHUDDERS

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Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

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flying_sheep@lemmy.ml
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[citation needed]

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turmoil@feddit.org
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How dare you

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tacosplease@lemmy.world
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GW BASIC or GTFO

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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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Your loss!

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frezik@midwest.social
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The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.

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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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You didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.

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lauha@lemmy.one
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“But you didn’t tell me the safe word”

“That’s not the safe word either”

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AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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This is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.

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debounced@kbin.run
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it satisfies the borrow checker or else it gets the hose again

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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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If the borrow checker fails, the thing in their hand might throw some very effective error messages.

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Wooki@lemmy.world
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method exists, but the trait bounds were not satisfied

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lugal@lemmy.ml
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Rust and chill

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herrcaptain@lemmy.ca
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Rust and Bust.

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TootSweet@lemmy.world
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I think that’s just how every Rust developer learns Rust.

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