We live in a sci-fi dystopia.
Don’t forget you’re here forever
Pictures of your family set to bodies by drowning pool. Tow the line - or else.
8 points
/nottheonion
This is so comically evil that if I wrote it into a cyberpunk novel people would complain that it’s too much of a parody
5 points
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