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Our chief weapon is surprise...(lemmy.world)

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear! Fear and surprise… Our TWO weapons are fear and surprise… and ruthless efficiency. Our THREE weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency… and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our FOUR… no… Amongst our weapons… Amongst our weaponry… are such elements as fear, surprise… I’ll come in again.

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ceenote@lemmy.world
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Can’t forget the nice red uniforms.

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Zachariah@lemmy.world
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no one does

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tegs_terry@feddit.uk
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The funny thing is that in reality, they always gave 30 days’ notice

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soloner@lemmy.world
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Explain? I don’t get it

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boogetyboo@aussie.zone
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No one expects the Spanish inquisition

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soloner@lemmy.world
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Omfg I feel like an idiot now. Thank you

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jaybone@lemmy.world
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How long did it take Lea to write all that?

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