Jesus: “You did WHAT in my name?!? Why would you torture gay ppl, wtf is wrong with you?!?! Why do you treat poor people so terrible, did you read my book at all?!”
“Oh my dad! Look at how much you’ve polluted Fathers planet, he is going to be so pissed. What do you mean prosperity gospel? That’s not what that means!!! Me-Christ, you people are the devil!”
The Rapture narrative became popular in the US bc both sides appeal to american conservatives.
Got raptured? Cool, you’re in heaven now
Got left behind? Its now a dog eat dog post-apcalypse world, better load up your guna to defend your family from the Antichrist!
