64 points

Our boy is horny on main again

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Elon’s wife leaving him for Chelsea Manning, now Trump’s wife leaving him for Stan Kelly. Stay tuned for breaking news about Zuckerberg’s wife and Brace Belden.

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Zuck’s wife surely would love a enterprising girlboss rachel jake

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Kelly shooting his shot!

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35 points

Does Kelly have the sauce to compete with our big wet boy?

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Melania lusts after Trump’s big dumpy so unless Kelly’s got junk in his trunk, good luck.

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