Not working right now and listening to trueanon talk about selling shirts at trump rallys. Things are going to be insufferable for the next few months, and i’m not working. Should i make some drumpf/brandon merch and try to cash in?

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Sure, but you’re super late to the party. You need to sell something stupider and easier to buy/sell/use. Like an unlicensed grilled cheese stand that grills political slogans into the bread or Patriot Water. or $7 DR. Jill Biden approved water

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Gamer Jill bath water

I’m trademarking this all you stay away

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Wtf I actually need this

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I think about it pretty much every election season since trump got involved, his hogs fuckin love merch

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It’s well and good, but only if you end up on the news for funneling it to Hamas or a Transgender Kids shelter.

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MAGA does love their slop. Blue MAGA too but not as much as the other guys, anecdotally.

Toilet paper with Joe Brandon in red outline.
Toilet paper with Drumpf in blue outline.
Drumpf urinal mints.
Brandon urinal mints.

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Dark Brandon Punisher skull stickers

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seems risky. how much would you need to sell to make it worthwhile? how much of that will you need to front for printing and traveling around following trump? how well can you afford to lose all of that money and time if they don’t bite?

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You can sell online? Shipping can be a pain and expensive but if you price it right it might be worthwhile

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and need to deal with targeting ads to chuds to drive them to your merch

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The online market for swag with stuff printed on it is massively oversaturated right now. The get rich quick grift economy has moved from drop shipping electronics to drop shipped printing.

There are a bunch of online print shops that will take an image file, print it, and ship it to a customer for you. There are also data services that scrape Etsy, eBay, etc, then sell sales data to other sellers. So even if you make a unique design that sells, competitors will steal them and be selling them for less almost immediately.

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