Waiting for the presidential debate feels like waiting for a train to crash. But how bad can it be?

What are your guesses at what will happen? I am curious to compare the answers to what actually happens tonight

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What will probably happen is Trump will say a hundred stupid things no-one bats an eye to. Biden will screw up one soundbite and conservative media will twist and beat that dead horse until it get reincarnated.

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Is this the same media that ignores his genocide?

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44 points

Lightning strikes and both candidates die in a horrible freak accident. Oh wait, you asked worst case…

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Then we enter the Kamala Harris vs Marco Rubio presidential timeline lol

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Would make Trump a martyr or conspiracy about assassination via lightning, so still kinda bad.

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15 points

God took him because he misses him

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Barf emoji

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Literally any way he dies he will become a martyr. Just get it over with.

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So what’s the solution?

He’s a paedophile, convicted felon, corrupt, bankrupt, a wannabe dictator and his entire team are either incompetent, criminals, or have left him, which proves how much he sucks.

It’s clear the zombies following him will keep on believing any of the bullshit from the White House’s Dementia Patient Number 2 (Mr. Dictator) so what can Americans do (I’m European but genuinely concerned).

To all Trump supporters and general Republicans reading this: Listen, I know the Deep State is real, but this indirect Russian puppet that keeps on deflecting to China is not the solution. And if you see Trump as your Biblical God-sent saviour, remember the Bible also states that before the second coming of Christ, there will be a false idol, the Antichrist, which is far closer to what Trump is. America needs a Democratic Leader to uphold the Republic. By supporting a wannabe dictator, the Republicans slipped up. The Grand Old Party? Where is the Grandeur in felon and pedophile? Show the Republicans they screwed up by not voting for Trump and we can hope they regain the grandeur they claim to possess.

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38 points

They both stay alive through the end of it

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Biden starts going on about anti-Zionism being antisemitism; Trump’s counterargument is an antisemitic dogwhistle

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  • Biden faints
  • Trump walks over and slaps Biden
  • Trump just leaves
  • Biden justifies Israels attacks
  • Violent demonstratos occupy CNN
  • Terrorist attacks during the debate
  • CNN cuts the debate short
  • Trump gets caught with wireless bone conductor transmitter in his butt
  • Biden reveals palm full of keywords written with a pen
  • Trump talks about Stormy Daniels not being the best in bed and not worth the money
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A few more squares and we have the bingo board ready to go

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The prompt says worst case scenario 😂

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Biden justifies Israels attacks

Ishrel, Isreal. Has the right. Isreal. To. The right to defend itself. And we will stand shoulder to shoulder as Americans because what happened that day. Because American values are what we believe in. Americans.

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This AI needs a reboot

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Sounds like a perfectly normal American politician to me.

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