88 points

We are not being strategic. A fairly senile president that gives accidentally honest answers is an absolute opportunity for any left movement.

Get him to spill all the beans on everything. Black site locations. Best military bases to hit in the event of nuclear war. How fucked Europe is under the current US strategy. Naked hatred for every single Chinese person. Remind him of school bussing and he will probably take you right back to 70s Strom Thurmond. Fish for the various congressperson crimes he definitely knows about. Get him to insult every Democrat in their “bench”, thin as it is. Especially Buttigief, lmao. Ask him why Buttigieg isn’t fixing Boeing.

Such a goldmine. Get in there, nerds. Demand “the discourse”.

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47 points

The problem is that his willingness to spill useful secrets is inversely proportional to his ability to recall them accurately.

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25 points

And they’re barely letting him do interviews/press conferences. Remember when they were giving Trump shit for doing that?

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21 points

We’ve gotta roll those dice. 60% of the time we get Corn Pop. 40% we get the true nature of the blue helmets in Syria.

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Get him to spill all the beans

This place needs legume police so that people will stop spilling beans all over the floor.

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20 points

Beans are the true sustenance of every proletarian. It cannot stop at frijoles negro nor baked beans. We must embrace doujiang and all its products.

Have you made and drank soy milk from scratch lately? Mao is looking down upon you, comrade. Is he smiling?

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I am now turning myself in to thought police for not having made soy milk in months

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16 points

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58 points

Biden will fight Putin to the last Ukrainian

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42 points

biden was referring to russian losses. i mean that’s idiotic, but that’s what he was saying

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40 points

Future historians will call this the Volodymor

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5 points

This war starts to resemble Paraguayan War more and more.

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37 points

the almighty slava narrative collapsing in that moment must have been devastating for the true believers

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