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My theory is that all traffic planning in Germany is being done by drunk chimpanzees. This confirms it yet again.

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I’ve been staring at it for a moment and am still unsure if I understood everything properly. xd

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Jesus, i saw that picture and thought

well murica and their anti pedestrian street designs

Then read your comment.

Checked the picture.

Zoomed in. there is text.

in disbelief

thats actually a german crossing.

Got angry and dumbfounded at the same time.

What piece of shit is this crossing?!

Towards whatever Communityplanners on meth that did this: Fix this shit!

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Towards whatever Communityplanners on meth that did this: Fix this shit!

The city planner: „What do you mean? This intersection is just fine. I drive my car through it every day.“

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And it complies with all regulations. As long as we comply with regulations, we don’t have to come up with reasonable solutions.

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You can easily tell it’s not American because it’s even there in the first place. You don’t get a sign explaining the bike paths and crosswalks in America. You just gotta know or get fucked. Also we wouldn’t have a complicated bike route we just wouldn’t have one, solves that issue…

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See, I watch Adam Something videos from the point of view that he’s not really talking about America. He’s talking about European politicians looking at terrible ideas from America and trying to replicate them.

This is a pretty good example. America wouldn’t do this, exactly, but it’s a step towards our terrible bike infrastructure. The other poster had the right of it: in America, the sign wouldn’t be there at all, but the intersection would still be badly designed.

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Hitler seems to still be building the Autobahns

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It makes sense, it’s just stupidly presented.

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Happy cake.

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Hence the “hmmmm.”

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It’s presented the way it is, it’s just shit infrastructure.

Someone designed this intersection and got asked where the bike paths were and they went “oh, the bikepaths, yeah, they exist… here and here and here… it’s just not on this particular slide, or any other slide I’ve brought today. It’ll totally be there on the final thing.”

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If I need 5min to read and understand a road sign which you will pass at >15km/h annd have 10sek to read it’s just bad.

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It makes sense if you believe that cars should have absolute priority in traffic and should never never ever be in the slightest inconvenienced in order to make life easier for cyclists.

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Man, I hate the detours you’re supposed to take as a pedestrian or bicyclist, so that car drivers don’t get inconvenienced.

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I’m sure there are plenty of car drivers who’d take the challenge to follow those bike routes.

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Why don’t kids just bike to school anymore.

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That and (in America at least) closing neighborhood schools to consolidate them into larger ones further away. They’re allegedly better because they can offer more variety of classes and amenities, but losing local schools, which serve as a focus of the community, can destroy neighborhoods. (Example: English Avenue School closing in 1995, and the surrounding neighborhood suffering a huge increase in crime shortly thereafter.)

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When people without kids say they shouldn’t have to pay education tax, I tell them good schools reduces gang activity.

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