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don't ever change you're perfect(lemmy.cringecollective.io)

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/43035

don’t ever change baby you’re the best

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SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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Notice that it isn’t publicly traded. I suspect that’s why it hasn’t enshittified.

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winterayars@sh.itjust.works
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Big part, for sure.

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mikyopii@programming.dev
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Truly the horseshoe crab of websites. Why change when you’re already perfect?

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blackluster117@possumpat.io
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No website, only crab juice.

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disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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Eeeehhh you got a men’s room in there?

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thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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my favorite MTG card. that paired with the enchantment to untap a creature for 1 mana and an ass load of counter spells… chefs kiss*

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Brkdncr@lemmy.world
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Not perfect. I hate searching for a thing and someone has pasted a huge keyword dictionary into their post for SEO. It’s like when I was shopping specifically for a new Chevy spark r/t and the sales rep tried to steer me into a used Malibu.

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bl4kers@lemmy.ml
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Flagging things like that usually leads to their removal

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daltotron@lemmy.ml
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haven’t had much of an issue with that as long as I hide duplicates, require posts with images, and then click on the “owner” tab instead of the dealer tab, but I live in a pretty small city, so ymmv.

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MoonManKipper@lemmy.world
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I met my wife on Craigslist nearly 20 years ago 😁

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MoonManKipper@lemmy.world
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What she was doing there she just won’t say…

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ramble81@lemm.ee
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W4MM

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The Pantser@lemmy.world
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Mail order bride?

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MoonManKipper@lemmy.world
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Turned out to live within walking distance - it’s funny how these things work out

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Psythik@lemmy.world
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I didn’t know they offer same day shipping on mail-order brides now.

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Bob@feddit.nl
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Oh wow! How long had you been married to her?

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MoonManKipper@lemmy.world
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Minus 9 months

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davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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Why have four people updooted my deleted comment 😂 It must be an inter-instance syncing issue.

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LazerFX@sh.itjust.works
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Well, now you’ve called it out, I’ve got to updeet it.

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