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Dude knows how to run up a wall, so I hope they have a lot of razor wire at the top in whatever prison he’s being sent to.

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I do wonder if that’s ever actually a legitimate concern for prison staffers, if they get an inmate that is exceptionally agile like this. Like, if a parkour champ gets locked up, do the guards take any additional precautions? Do they grease up all the walls and fences to make them extra hard to climb?

These, and other equally important questions, are what keep me up at night.

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In Pennsylvania this last year a murderer escaped from prison by pressing himself again two opposite walls and climbing up. So I guess the answer is, no they don’t take additional precautions.

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murdered escaped from prison

Damn shit’s crazy bro was so athletic he came back from the dead

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last year a murdered escaped from prison by pressing himself again two opposite walls and climbing up

Damn, must’ve sucked to get arrested for being murdered. No wonder he wanted to break out!

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They probably hope all of the other security measures will make up for that one. I can’t really think of another option. Even prisoners in solitary are let out for an hour a day.

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Pascal Payet escaped prison by being picked up by a helicopter.

3 times.

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Someone should really do something about all those rescue helicopters swarming around prisons like mosquitoes.

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I’m guessing by being picked up by a helicopter and by paying off every single guard in the prison.

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A real parkour champ couldn’t be caught in the first place. Check mate.

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Maybe the guards just administer some additional unprovoked beatings to the inmate to ensure they aren’t in a physical state to parkour over the wall

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#NotADragQueen

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##FLORDIAMAN

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Hmmm. A cis white guy convicted of child sex crimes. I thought for sure they would have been a trans woman. /s

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One less Trump voter. Put the guillotine on PPV to subsidize M4A.

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As a metaphor, this one goes down like a chocolate ghost pepper

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