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A 68 year old finally left his job of 40 years, but worried he'd soon grow bored, he began a small business retreading wheels with menthol-infused rubber.

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It’s his retire-mint plan.

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sundray@lemmus.org
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Thank goodness, an original joke instead of another re-tread.

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You almost got me… going.

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It did get me “going”. But I odds are good that most will, since I usually check this on the throne.

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