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Okay, if you think that’s a good idea

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Shorts are too long.

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I can’t wait to let my wife know

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She knows

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14 points

Don’t body shame, some people are into that body.

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Quite a lot of people; if op is feeling unconfident in their body, I’d recommend them just looking at the thirst for bears lol

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some of them are about 3.5 inches into that body, if you know what I mean.

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I think I wanna wear yoga pants to really complete the look lol

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4 points

I’m into it

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2 points

This is a good idea. People should be allowed to wear whatever tf they want.

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I completely agree that they should. Recognize though that other people are going to find some things more attractive than others. That’s okay - we’re not obligated to dress in a way others find attractive - but many people do care about being attractive.

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117 points

A belly has developed

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This.

Bubble gut and Jorts isn’t exactly a good look.

Oh it’s a look, alright but not a good one.

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The thighs have paled

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Does this mean that you did dress like this in the 90s?

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It was surf shorts and button down shirts all unbuttoned and long hair, just bumbling around drunk and happy in the grocery store like Jeff Lebowski. I was fit though yes. If I went in drunk with shirt unbuttoned today someone would probably get the manager out to talk with me about it.

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Sure some wouldn’t like that look, but some would

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88 points

Because body positivity doesn’t exist for men.

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I was going to say, because I don’t have the stomach of a half starved gym rat. But yours is also good.

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Hey my dude. I’ll cat call you if you want.

Damn bro you hot as fuck no homo. Like shit man, you rocking that shirt like you belong in a museum of sexy ass motherfuckers no homo. Damn man if I was into dudes, I’d want your body all over mines no homo.

Anyways have a nice day.

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5 points

That was sweet of you 🙂

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3 points

Can we do this but homo

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You make your own body positivity. That’s the point.

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3 points

Bingo.

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72 points

Is Reno 911 the more recent example of this?

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To provide some perspective/existential dread, that character was introduced over 20 years ago.

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NO! You can’t say that. It defies all know time logic.

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65 points

I’m not really looking to attract other men at this time

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