28 points

Idiots should have just opened a Taco Bell considering what they charge for a burrito these days.

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I’ve sucked many a dick in sketchy back alleys for Taco Bell burritos.

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10 points

I took three strangers up the bum raw for a crunch wrap supreme. Fucking worth it.

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5 points

I have an extra crunch wrap…

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I held a friend’s purse many times while she gave parking lot blowies and didn’t even get a burrito.

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19 points

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They definitely put way too much in each burrito. Taco bell goers will know how little they actually put in those burritos, and how not-round they end up being.

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11 points

Should have gone with Del Taco wrappers.

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5 points

Those epic burritos are huge

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And how each ingredient is clumped together in one spot in each burrito.

So you end up getting a bite with a ton of meat and a little cheese, or all rice, or just a shitload of sour cream.

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it all comes out the same in the end!

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Here’s what I dont get about drug trafficking.

People always hide in regular vehicles. Why not just do a U-hail absolutely filled with shit. And waaay at the front where it would take an hour to get to, have a suitcase with it vacuum sealed inside.

A cross country uhaul explains a lot of shitty driving behaviors, and it’s almost impossible to speed.

Or are people already doing that and just not getting caught?

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The ones doing it well don’t get caught as much as the idiots.

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Or are people already doing that and just not getting caught?

this is actually boring. Drugs in tacos? Funny. Drugs in grandma’s UHAUL? well it depends on the grandma.

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The real smart drug dealers just do literally anything else other than deal drugs.

the average drug dealer makes $25k pa, even if their boss earns 3x that, you can earn more getting a PMP or L6S certification and working in procurement legitimately.

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some folks are not compatible with consistent employment, due to mental health, medical, personality or other reasons

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7 points

Coppa coppa copaganda.

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