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While he was sitting in my lap, I discovered someone had found my dog.(lemmy.world)

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He’s either violating the laws of physics or he has a clone that lives on the other side of town.

My dog Charlie this morning for reference purposes:

Being a failed clone that was rejected from a science lab does explain why he is extremely stupid.

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Andonyx@lemmy.world
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“Being a failed clone that was rejected from a science lab does explain why he is extremely stupid the greatest warrior of the modern age.”

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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the greatest warrior of the modern age

No, that would be his housemate.

She recently graduated from murdering small animals to trying to murder an old lady. She had a dog with her, but was talking with a neighbor and not paying attention as we walked by. My dog lunged at hers, her dog lunged back and pulled her down into the street and onto her back. She blamed her own dog, but we all know where the real blame lies.

Where the real blame lies:

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Andonyx@lemmy.world
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After what you told me, I’ll see that face every time I close my eyes.

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prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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Yo that’s clearly Charlie’s long lost brother.

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bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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Could be from the same breeder? I’ve heard people tell me their dog met it’s long lost sibling in the same city since people tend to buy dogs from local breeders.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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He’s a mutt, so definitely not from a breeder, but they could be siblings.

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voracitude@lemmy.world
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Awwww Charlie is the sweetest cloud of quantum probabilities in the world ❤️ I am sending pets and scritches!

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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Considering the possibility of quantum entanglement, you will have to do it with some very long arms, but I know he will appreciate it nonetheless. And then start scratching at you if you stop. Ever.

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